I think it’s time I did a proper about me since I’m bored whoo boy. So, I’m 16 and live in London, I love it here, I mean aside form the riots we had and the general hoodrat reputation it’s quite nice here. I’m very weird, like I’ll just come out with all this stuff that possibly doesn’t make sense and I can never tell when to shut up so I’ll go on for ages and the person I’m monologuing is just giving out please-shut-up vibes and I never seem to pick them up. I’m really sharp, I pick up on things in about 0.0159 seconds so I can come out with a sarcastic remark in response, some of the time. I do OK academically, I enjoy school mostly. I’m big on reading, when I get in the mood there’s nothing more satisfying than getting lost in a good book. I mean really lost, like you lose yourself and your thoughts and surroundings and the book is just real for a while. I’m one of the few people who actually likes getting ready to go out, although I will inevitably spend ages on trying to get my eyeliner even and it never is. Ever. I’m a very happy-go-lucky person, when bad things happen I normally get upset about it for a day and then turn it into a good anecdote. However I do have a very hidden deep side, I’m talking so deep it’s nearly an abyss, find it hard to believe if you will but humour is a really good mask, I hide behind it when I have bad days and as a result people seem to think I’m eternally happy - which is just impossible. I’m slowly coming out of a really bad patch, I had a really bad nothing-will-ever-improve time but it has and I’m coping. I have an amazing boyfriend who has nice hair and is weird as me, who makes me happy. I like reading books on grammar, speaking french, mcdonalds milkshakes, writing a diary, staring out of the window thinking about life, anything monty python, and expanding my music taste. I dislike narrow-minded people, crowded buses, jam doughnuts, drawn-on eyebrows, and people who do not question things. I have very bad days, but overall my life is pretty great. I have friends, I have hairspray, I have crunchie bars and I have  my health. What more could I want?

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